The show

'Not that we’re actually gonna kill him though.' 

Four teenage girls want to stop a billionaire building a marina that will destroy local wildlife. 

Step one: kidnap his grandson. 

Step two: revolution. 

Part comedy, part eco-thriller, We’re Gonna Kill Billy is Alex Medland’s professional debut and winner of the Concord Theatricals Unpublished Playwright Award. Directed by Royal Court Associate Director and Olivier Award nominee Aneesha Srinivasan (Godot’s To-Do List). 

 

Supported by the Concord Theatricals Unpublished Playwrights Award. This play was originally featured in the Open Submissions Festival, in partnership with Character 7. 

We're Gonna Kill Billy is supported by a partnership between Royal Court Theatre, ReStage and NT Green Store, collaborating to create a circular production with sustainability at its core through reusing sets, props and costumes from existing stock networks, and ensuring all elements have a future life following the final performance. The show will provide a case study for ReStage, providing impact reports for the national sector and a global audience. 

The company

Contact list of staff members

  • Alex Medland

    Role
    Writer
  • Aneesha Srinivasan

    Role
    Director
  • Shankho Chaudhuri

    Role
    Designer
  • Alex Fenandes

    Role
    Lighting Designer
  • Saffeya Shebli

    Role
    Casting Director
  • Amy Trigg

    Role
    Costume Associate
  • Mica Taylor

    Role
    Company Manager
  • Jack Farrell

    Role
    Lead Producer
  • Steven Atkinson

    Role
    Executive Producer

Booking information

Tickets: £15 - £34.50

Concessions available for Over 65s, Equity/BECTU/WGGB, Unwaged, Students and audiences aged 25 and under on all Preview, Thursday and Saturday performances.

Monday Tickets:

Monday Tickets at the Royal Court have been legendary since 1979. Every Monday, all tickets are just £15 in both the Jerwood Theatre Downstairs and Upstairs. 

Ticket FAQs

Can I get a refund or exchange my ticket?

Refunds are only offered if a performance is cancelled.

If you can’t attend, we can offer:

  • An exchange to another performance
  • A credit voucher valid for 1 year

Just let us know at least 48 hours before the show. 

We do not offer partial refunds. If your chosen price band is sold out for the new date, we’ll match you to the closest available band instead. 

Ticket Resale & Reissue

If a show has sold out: 

  • We’re happy to try and resell your tickets (once all other house tickets are gone)
  • If we’re successful, you’ll be issued credit valid for 1 year
  • Tickets can’t be resold via unauthorised third-party sellers 

Tickets transferred or sold via unauthorised channels may be cancelled without refund, and any Royal Court memberships may be revoked. 

Ticket Delivery
  • We use e-tickets - show them on your phone or tablet
  • Don’t have a device or printer? Let Box Office staff know when you arrive, and we’ll help 
Age Guidance

Most shows are suitable for ages 14+, though some may have a higher recommendation. Check the individual production page for guidance. 

Fees & Charges
  • No booking fees on e-tickets booked directly through us
  • All tickets include a £1.50 restoration levy, supporting essential maintenance and upkeep
  • Tickets sold for other venues (e.g. West End transfers) may include a booking fee
  • Third-party agents may charge additional fees 
Your Visit: Theatre Terms

The management reserves the right to: 

  • Refuse admission or ask audience members to leave
  • Deny latecomers entry or delay it until an appropriate break
  • Cancel performances due to cast illness or external issues (without liability beyond a refund or exchange)
  • Note that trigger warnings and content advisories are listed online and emailed to bookers ahead of the show 

Access

Access Performances:

Age UK & Captioned: Thu 4 Mar 2027, 15:00

Captioned: Thu 4 Mar 2027, 19:45

Babes in Arms: Thu 18 Mar 2027, 15:00

Chilled: Sat 27 Mar 2027, 14:00

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Dates & times

£15 Mondays & Access Tickets

Monday Tickets at the Royal Court have been legendary since 1979. Every Monday, all tickets are just £15. Available to book from 9am on the day of the show. Subject to availability. Online only. 

Online booking for this event opens at 09:00 on the day of the performance. 

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