Wet Mess is a wet mess, horny for your confusion. Let it all out and guess again at the insecure balding white man/p*ssy prince/alien baby. Have a lollygag, think about your fantasy flesh suits, call me sweet prince, and remember Roger in a kaftan. Choose to make some silly campy decisions, with all the hairy thems and dykey men. All I really wanna do is strip for the stripper and drive her home with the dogs.

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